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ashton-in-my-asston:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

as a cashier, i can confirm this.

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

littledeludeddupes:

kakrikoran:

littledeludeddupes:

kakrikoran:

littledeludeddupes:

im sorry i should be tagging this its a long post and you guys dont wanna see this i just havent had a good ol fashion internet fight since i was 12

You call our little interaction an “old fashion internet fight”?

This is what I hardly call a fight. This is more like me dangling candy over a child just slightly out of their reach, and telling them to get it. Of course I’m not cruel enough to actually do something like that to a child, but even though you have the mentality of one, you are not a child. So my conscience is clean.

do you think im like upset or angry or something?? were both laughing at each other. we both think this is hilarious and were both self indulgently feeding our egos at our followers’s expense. but it is I who is big enough to say this without being grandiose so perhaps it is ME who dangles the candy little meme boy

If you want to continue believing that, naive child, than go on. Most of my followers know what type of shit I post, and how I respond to people, its safe to say I won’t lose any. If anything they’ll be just as amused as I am. But, honestly, I care little for fame or popularity on this shitty website. It only revolves around how much you say what people like or agree with, and I am not in the business of catering to those. So, no harm on my end.

"I who is big enough to say this without being grandiose so perhaps it is ME who dangles the candy little meme boy"

You totally couldn’t come up with your own analogy? You lazy bastard! THAT WAS MY ANALOGY. I WANT IT BACK. And you know, by the way, you were just being grandiose right there. So much for  being “the bigger person”. Interesting. You appear to be a hypocrite as well.

wtf im trying to type all these damn responses at once why did i even respond to the initial reblog. im aware i was being grandiose at the end its called irony. its supposed to be funny. do they have things like that where you come from. you are so pretentious and boring and im getting tired of talking to you

>If you want to continue believing that, naive child, than go on. Most of my followers know what type of shit I post, and how I respond to people, its safe to say I won’t lose any.
>Most of my followers know what type of shit I post
>what type of shit I post
>shit I post

kakrikoran confirmed shitposter

Interstellar Stallion: ah yes, honesty and sincerity, the two biggest effects of psychosis
the ultimate dick sucker: i am plagued with being straightforward and civil all the time. i can never stop because of my festering sickness
Interstellar Stallion: since i was diagnosed with psychosis that means legally and medically everything i say is true
the ultimate dick sucker: when i was on antipsychotics i could finally be sarcastic again. just a bit. only sometimes. but every second was bliss because i finally felt normal
Interstellar Stallion: i told fib after fib while on my antipsychotics i transcended truth and justice
bogleech:

endangereduglythings:

Baby gharials are adorable. I hope they make the same “mep!” that baby caimans make.

I know crocodilians don’t even open their mouths to make noise but imagine all these little stick faces yapping away

bogleech:

endangereduglythings:

Baby gharials are adorable. I hope they make the same “mep!” that baby caimans make.

I know crocodilians don’t even open their mouths to make noise but imagine all these little stick faces yapping away

(Source: seal-team-seven)

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oliviazira:

agitatorswaltz:

wasabi-monster:

adamantiumbancho:

bigbardafree:

IF I EVER HOST A YAOI PANEL THIS IS THE VIDEO I WILL INTRODUCE THE PANEL WITH 

TheClassic

i was afraid to click on it but i’m glad i did

This went exactly as I wanted it to.

This will never not be funny

farmerkrist:

I tried to take a picture with my favorite tree but a bug flew past my eye like a fraction of a second before I took the picture and this happened and I can’t stop laughing.

farmerkrist:

I tried to take a picture with my favorite tree but a bug flew past my eye like a fraction of a second before I took the picture and this happened and I can’t stop laughing.